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Tycho

@TychoBrahe

Monday, February 25 2002 - 1:00 AM

Nintendo is making it real hard to be a Nintendo fan right now.

I like to think that they know what they’re doing to the faithful when they push some of the most anticipated games for any system back as far as they have.  Because unless you want ports of games you’ve (a) already owned, or (b) scrupulously avoided, the GameCube is in the doldrums.  I guess the alternative is a rash of mediocre new games, like the Xbox seems to be faced with - hard to say which of the two is more appealing.   

I apologize for neglecting to discuss the C&C Renegade multiplayer demo as I suggested I would.  Part of the reason I’ve put it off is that I really don’t like it, and saying more than a couple consecutive sentences about it would make me admit the fact.  I recognize that might sound strange coming from someone who apparently delights in this sort of activity, but this bit of Renegade we’ve got doesn’t make me angry like Halo did, or drowsy like State of Emergency, or vindicated like Daikatana.  I just don’t care one way or the other.  It’s sort of there in its little subdirectory, pleading with me to love it.  It sends me these little messages.

And I’m like, what?  What do you want?  You’re the one who needed two patches before I could figure out you weren’t worth the hassle.  You’re the one who looks like you were keelhauled over a coral reef.  I keep playing it that one more time, thinking this is going to be the time where it all clicks and doesn’t feel like five or six slimy, gestating ideas bound hastily together with five and six foot tapeworms. 

Speaking of Halo, Regardless of what we thought of its single player portion, that was hardly the consensus view - and LAN play be damned, people are hopping online (with the help of GSA and the elegant Tunneling module), starting Clans, doing the things you expect to see for any major release.  If that sounds like your crew, you might want to think about trying to make a name for yourselves on the World Championship Halo League.  The registration period ends this Thursday, I know I’m getting you this info kind of late.  There are fees associated with the sign-up, sure, but there’s also a Goddamn Vegas-style jackpot when you win, so buck up.

I haven’t been checking Quarter To Three lately, as they’d given us the impression their site was entering the Gaming Website equivalent of hypersleep chamber for the trip to the Gaming Website equivalent of LV-426.  I used read Tom Chick’s “Shoot Club” there religiously, being (as it was) so well written that I would forget to breathe while I was reading it.  Making my rounds, I absentmindedly hit OMM on the off chance that they…  No, no they didn’t, and dropped by QT3 just for the fuck of it.  As it turns out, I was richly rewarded.

(CW)TB out.

your favorite one was the cat’s paw

Last week Nintendo was kind enough to release two (2) screen shots for a few of its big titles this summer. These are some of the most highly anticipated games ever and we don’t know a damn thing about them. Meanwhile every game that falls out of the X-Box’s ass gets at least 50 shots and a two page “hands on impressions” write up.  Why Nintendo? I understand that you don’t want to flood the market with screen shots, that you want to keep some surprise but there has got to be some middle ground here. I want desperately to know more about Mario Sunshine. The little bits I hear about deforming levels and giant blobs of paint intrigue the hell out of me. I want to see more of the outer space shit is Star Fox Adventures. Show me some screens of Metroid that are actually interesting to look at. Give me the scoop on Eternal Darkness, I gotta know why that dude in the trailer is such a wack-job. What are you doing Nintendo? You’ve got me chomping at the fucking bit here…oh wait…I see. Well played Nintendo…Well played indeed.

There is big news in the world of the Penny Arcade book today. We have decided to blow out the remaining hard covers at the low low price of only $19.95. Act now and receive our eternal gratitude absolutely FREE!

The guys at Voodoo Extreme released their Hoover like grip on Microsoft’s wang just long enough to deliver a pretty cool preview of Freedom Force.

Gamespot delivered a kick ass trailer for Mortal Kombat : Deadly Alliance. Now “Get over there!” and check it out. Heh, see Scorpion always says…but I switched it…never mind.

There are only a few days left in February and you know what that means. It means time is running out to join Club PA this month and get your two exclusive gifts. I would like to thank those of you who have already donated this month your support has really saved our ass. Being the hyper-intelligent business men that we are we decided to switch over to advertising before actually having any advertisers. The support of our Club PA members is really helping to pull our asses out of the frying pan.

Oh, and for those of you who keep asking for more GabeArt I am working on a new piece right now. I don’t want to give it away but it Starts with Over and it ends with Easy.

-Gabe out.