Last week Nintendo was kind enough to release two (2) screen shots for a few of its big titles this summer. These are some of the most highly anticipated games ever and we don’t know a damn thing about them. Meanwhile every game that falls out of the X-Box’s ass gets at least 50 shots and a two page “hands on impressions” write up. Why Nintendo? I understand that you don’t want to flood the market with screen shots, that you want to keep some surprise but there has got to be some middle ground here. I want desperately to know more about Mario Sunshine. The little bits I hear about deforming levels and giant blobs of paint intrigue the hell out of me. I want to see more of the outer space shit is Star Fox Adventures. Show me some screens of Metroid that are actually interesting to look at. Give me the scoop on Eternal Darkness, I gotta know why that dude in the trailer is such a wack-job. What are you doing Nintendo? You’ve got me chomping at the fucking bit here…oh wait…I see. Well played Nintendo…Well played indeed.
There is big news in the world of the Penny Arcade book today. We have decided to blow out the remaining hard covers at the low low price of only $19.95. Act now and receive our eternal gratitude absolutely FREE!
The guys at Voodoo Extreme released their Hoover like grip on Microsoft’s wang just long enough to deliver a pretty cool preview of Freedom Force.
Gamespot delivered a kick ass trailer for Mortal Kombat : Deadly Alliance. Now “Get over there!” and check it out. Heh, see Scorpion always says…but I switched it…never mind.
There are only a few days left in February and you know what that means. It means time is running out to join Club PA this month and get your two exclusive gifts. I would like to thank those of you who have already donated this month your support has really saved our ass. Being the hyper-intelligent business men that we are we decided to switch over to advertising before actually having any advertisers. The support of our Club PA members is really helping to pull our asses out of the frying pan.
Oh, and for those of you who keep asking for more GabeArt I am working on a new piece right now. I don’t want to give it away but it Starts with Over and it ends with Easy.
-Gabe out.
