It seems Tycho has been remiss in his sacred hosting duties, which is sad, but not unexpected. I’ll instruct Batjew to begin the beatings.
During one of our top secret brainstorming sessions, Tycho, Gabriel, and myself gave birth to an idea so grand that we knew immediately we could not keep it to ourselves… truly, it would be our gift to mankind. We would construct a laser—a laser that burns like the sun—and use it to draw a giant wang on the moon. Unfortunately, after some quick budgeting, we realized we lacked the resources to make this dream a reality, so instead we decided to move on our idea for a Medal of Honor mod.
We need a relatively experienced modder who can tackle a MoH project for us. The project is really quite simple, almost too simple to call a mod, in fact… I can’t imagine it taking a skilled programmer longer than a day or two. If you think you’ve got the mad skillz, by all means, apply within!
(PP)Safety Monkey out.