While playing Jedi Outcast yesterday with my esteemed colleague S. Monkey, mongrels could be heard to say “o no, i guess this server is full of grip whores.” Just so you know, Grip is when Darth Vader lifts you off the ground and chokes you, even though he is a across the room. Suffice it to say, it’s a Jedi Thing. Jedi do it. There’s ways out of it. But it begs the question: Could a Jedi be a saber whore?
You, in the back.
“Medal of Honor weapons are inherently imbalanced.”
What, can only one side get them or something? Everybody gets their weapons from the same menu, there isn’t some special menu for other people that includes the sniper rifles, rocket launchers, and shotguns which your own selection omits. Go ahead, take them. There’s no shame in it, you may be assured that your opposition does not share your quaint perspective on warfare. I guarantee that - within your first five matches - you’ll see situations where those weapons are at a distinct disadvantage.
That’s all beside the point, though. Investing your rage in the these real or imagined disparities while the server is still live is akin to pointing at the ground with a stern finger in order to scold gravity. Tell me how that works for you.
(CW)TB
