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Tycho

People have been telling us they wanted a strip on GameSpot moving to a pay service.  Be careful what you wish for, I suppose.

This stuff was never free, even in the Internet’s most bacchanalian dreams of reveling.  We gorged ourselves on the richest feast of information ever laid before human beings - exotic, tender services.  We assaulted the spread with interesting utensils, bibs, and vigor, while a hazy, indistinct munchkin picked up the tab.  Lately, this munchkin has grown less and less enthusiastic regarding our tab, and perhaps tabs in general.  We’ve had to pay for more and more of the things we like, and there’s a rumor that maybe our benevolent munchkin is gone for good.  He’s not gone, like, on some cruise for philanthropic midgets.  He’s dead, his swollen forearm like a lazy snake poking from a dumpster full of receipts.  The ride’s over.  Been over for a long time, really, but we’ve been sitting in this stationary carousel for so long we just think of this as the new ride.     

Only on the Internet is this mindset possible.  I’ve already gone into how I’m a subscriber to IGN Insider, because I want the information they have access to, and I like to imagine the people who work there taking my money and (perhaps) purchasing a sandwich.  I don’t know if, internally, they consider the Insider program to be a success or not, because I don’t have access to the numbers.  As an issue aside from their solvency, the switch continues to net them grim verdicts in the court of public opinion.  Gamespot’s pay service (which they call “Gamespot Complete”) seems designed specifically to combat this, though it does not appear to have helped thus far - the way I use their site, I’m not sure I’ll even notice.  If content is free for the week it goes up, and I check the site every day, I mean…  That’s not exactly a spiky, draconian mechanism they’ve got going there.  In what I thought was a bold move, Gamespot has even stripped the advertising out of the premium service.  I don’t think they’re doing it because it’s fun to fuck with people.  I just think the munchkin is gone.

Maybe a couple years ago I would have been right in there with you, waving a sign, tossing up an online petition in an impotent pantomime of democracy.  When that position reflects reality again, I’ll let you know.

Between Spam and Klez, my Inbox is essentially worthless.  Today I will fashion stern rules like sentinels to guard me.  Until that happens, I probably won’t respond.  My eye can’t even discern the true correspondence from the viral payload.

(CW)TB out.

what’s my star compared to dynamite

Tycho
  • Speaking of Munchkins:  With all my talk about card games lately, people have been writing in with their favorites.  One such people mentioned this “Munchkin,” which looks to be a humorous take on hack and slash Dungeon Diving illustrated by Dork Tower‘s John Kovalik.  He also illustrates Chez Geek, come to think of it, which is also great.

  • Way Of The Stick:  If you recall those impossibly good kung-fu stickmen movies, and you had damn well better, try your hand as the protagonist.

  • Am I Game:  Maybe not a game per se, but you do have to click on things, which is at least game-esque.  I like it mainly as a nostalgia trip.

  • Is Your Family Prepared?:  I think the record will show that I loathe the undead.  Take a moment to read these chilling facts, and don’t be afraid to ask tough questions about your safety from ravening legions of mindless zombies.

(CW)TB

Tycho

I’ve never actually been to a con.  Whenever I say that, people always mention E3, but I think there’s room to make strong distinctions between Trade Shows and Fan Conventions.  I wouldn’t know what those were, of course.  I’ve never actually been to a con.

I honestly don’t understand the bizarre alien hairball of circumstances that lead to Batjew being a special guest of FanimeCon 2002.  I don’t know why he’s at the top of the page, there.  I don’t really know what he said, or under what auspices he said it.  but I know he’ll be by, perhaps even later today, to tell us aaaaaaaaall about it.  Myself, I will be reading it with my face mostly covered, peeking out from between my fingers.

(CW)TB

Gabe

I got this in my inbox today:

When I pay for a subscription to PC Gamer, I get lots of physical stuff that is convenient and glossy and stuff, which therefore costs money to print and assemble and ship and stock and on and on.  And it’s still pretty cheap.  Internet sites were always free because they took such a small amount of resources to deliver, and because they could easily plop down ads that were seen a million times a day and immediately sent the interested consumer to the consumables.

If you are this stupid please don’t e-mail me. Thank you.

Speaking of idiots I have added a third page to my Big List of Idiots feature. Enjoy.

-Gabe out

Batjew

I’m working on a write up for my “impressions” and whatevers concerning my weekend adventure at Fanime 2002.  It’s not that a lot happened, it’s just that I take forever to tell a story.

Tycho

Well, get to it.  I don’t have all Goddamn night.

(CW)TB

Safety Monkey

Yes, you do.

Tycho

But I was busy before, and couldn’t wait.  I’m waiting now, though.

(CW)TB

Gabe

Have any of you guys seen that new movie staring Assy McShutup? I hear it’s pretty good.

-Gabe out

Tycho

Wasn’t he in “Too Stupid To Make A Title For His Post”?  That was bad ass.

(CW)TB

Batjew

You’re all idiots.  Shut up, idiots.