Honestly, I don’t know why you cretins waste all that delicious hatemail on G and T. They don’t even appreciate it. I on the other hand, find it absolutely hilarious. So now you spastic basement-dwelling trolls know where to butter your dumb, flaming bread! Here, I’ll even start you out. I think every game on the X-box with the exception of Jet Grind Future is a $50-$60 piece of soft, squishy dog crap. I think the death penalty is hilarious, and vegetarians/vegans are irritating people who have the right idea, but like most idealists, carry it out in such an annoying fashion that they just make me want to eat meat that much more. The more I think about it, the less I understand why everyone crapped so much over Doom III. I think the Hero’s levels should be capped in any multiplayer game over 2X2 of Warcraft 3. I hate Linux, and it’s arrogant self-righteous users and evangelists. THERE, you should be good to go now!
After our little two week vacation, Kara and I are tanned, rested and ready to resume our Loving and Hating tomorrow. Of course, we’re still cranky and tomorrow will probably reflect that upon anyone foolish enough to have sent us sub par email recently.