Phone no worky so I call the phone company:
Gabe: Hello I have a problem with my long distance phone service. When I dial a long distance number it says “the number you are calling from has been disconnected.”
Verizon Bitch: Do you still have local service?
Gabe: Yes.
Verizon Bitch: Then you would need to call your long distance provider we are your local service provider.
Gabe: Can you tell me who that is?
Verizon Bitch: Yes, it’s Worldcom…*Hangs up*
Gabe: Hello I have a problem with my long distance phone service. When I dial a long distance number it says “the number you are calling from has been disconnected.”
WorldCom Bitch: I’m sorry you would need to call your local service provider to fix that problem.
Gabe: But I did call them and they told me to call you.
WorldCom Bitch: They were wrong.
… uncomfortable silence…
WorldCom Bitch: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Gabe: You have not done anything for me yet, how could you do something else?
WorldCom Bitch: I’m sorry sir we are not your long distance service provider.
Gabe: But…the people at Verizon said you were.
WorldCom: I do not show us as providing you with long distance service.
Gabe: Right! That is why I called. I can’t make long distance calls!
WorldCom: You would need to call your local service provider for that sir.
Gabe: Wow.
I guess I will call the local place back now. This is so much fun.
-Gabe out
