Craig Morris politely informed me that I had a bad link in an earlier newspost, specifically, a link which was supposed to direct you to the abhorrent Advance Wars they were planning to perpetrate upon the Cube. Imagine opening the top of your system and having Nintendo President Satoru Iwata shit inside your Gamecube, his eyes wide with strain. We’re talking roughly that level of desecration.
So, I went over to their site to find the good and proper link for it, only the game didn’t come up in their list. Odd. I refreshed the page, and limited the list to only Cube games - still nothing. So I ran a search of the site, “Advance Wars,” I see the older GBA titles which are dense with virtue, but not the new Cube title which burns with hatred for all life. To look at their site, it is as though the game never existed.