Well, that’s something we can work out. We can get you in. In fact, we can three of you in. And getting in is really easy.
Just so long as you’re a Night Elf.
I’m sorry, but they made it clear to us that only Night Elves could get these beta slots. All you need to do is send us proof of your elfin heritage, we’ll give you an account, and you’ll be on your way. Pictures of you as a baby, the song your mom used to sing you, a home movie, mystical recipes, just about anything that establishes your place among your people is fine. Contest goes until next Friday - that is to say, the 25th of June. Please send all contest entries to wowcontest@penny-arcade.com . Don’t send them to my personal account. If you send them to my personal account, not only will you not win, I will kill you.
(CW)TB
