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Too Much of a Good Thing?

Too Much of a Good Thing?

Look, we love Tim Schafer too, but this is just getting silly.

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Valkyrie

Valkyrie

New Trenches comic and tale for May 22, 2012.

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Hitting gold on the bus:

Hitting gold on the bus:

An early look at Devolver Digital’s Dungeon Hearts

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The 2012 Child’s Play Invitational Golf Tournament

The 2012 Child’s Play Invitational Golf Tournament

Join us June 8th at the Angeles National Golf Club in Sunland, CA to have fun and raise money for the cause.

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First Party v2.0 Polo

First Party v2.0 Polo

Our supple, 100% cotton First Party polo shirts are back with some familiar features and important upgrades.

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You’re probably aware that Interplay wasn’t paying it’s employees, which culminated in the state of California telling Interplay they could go fuck themselves.  Now me, I always assumed that this was the precursor to an intellectual property fire sale that would hopefully get things like Fallout into good hands.  It’s not that I think that putting powerful franchises on the auction block automatically leads to some omnibenevolent result.  However, in Thief: Deadly Shadows, we have a recent example of how the passionate people that breathed life into a setting can, in some reconstituted form, deliver the impossible.

Anyway, reading Interplay’s press release it’s easy to picture them writing their optimistic missive from the bottom of a dark well.  The document makes it seems like they’re trying to ride a massively multiplayer Fallout game out of debt, they’ll hitch it up to us and we’ll pull them out.  I don’t have an opinion on their nonexistent Fallout MMO, there’s nothing to know.  I do take issue with them swinging that license around like the solution to all their problems.  I’ve heard things are finally looking up for them, though - they’ve begun hiring organisms they can pay only in garbage.

There’s an interesting UT2k4 mod called Clone Bandits that I downloaded end of last week, only there wasn’t a single server out there for me to play it on so it never came up in the post.  It’s a damn shame, too - I’ve spent a lot of time by myself in the map, lonely, wondering how things would play out with a few humans in there to manufacture new values for x.  Visually, it’s a sort of Mad Max/Fallout hybrid, with a striking, ironic design that seems to imply that today’s brands are so tenacious they can endure even nuclear holocaust - I mean, go look at it.

It could not evoke those themes without vehicles, and they have three completely custom rides to choose from - the Barracuda, an all purpose, refurbished battle wagon, the MosCowboy, a missile with wheels attached to form a nominal motorcycle, and the Lounge Tank, a weapons platform slash full patio deck.  The gameplay is a variation on CTF which involves the hinted at clone banditry.  Imagine the “ticket” based gameplay of Battlefield, except the focus isn’t just on destroying enemies - you literally steal the spawns from the other team, you can even build pumps to do this at a constant rate.  Only one map that I know of, but it looks great - there’s even a cool soundtrack that further cements their nostalgic future context.  It’s just a very professional package all around. 

(CW)TB out.

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