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Too Much of a Good Thing?

Too Much of a Good Thing?

Look, we love Tim Schafer too, but this is just getting silly.

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Valkyrie

Valkyrie

New Trenches comic and tale for May 22, 2012.

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Hitting gold on the bus:

Hitting gold on the bus:

An early look at Devolver Digital’s Dungeon Hearts

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The 2012 Child’s Play Invitational Golf Tournament

The 2012 Child’s Play Invitational Golf Tournament

Join us June 8th at the Angeles National Golf Club in Sunland, CA to have fun and raise money for the cause.

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First Party v2.0 Polo

First Party v2.0 Polo

Our supple, 100% cotton First Party polo shirts are back with some familiar features and important upgrades.

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I came into the office today and I asked Tycho why the new comic strip wasn’t up. See the way it works is we write the comic the day before it needs to go up. Then I draw it and I give to him to upload. This is the way we’ve been doing it for seven years. So anyway I come into today and I ask why the comic isn’t up and he tells me it must be some kind of server issue because he uploaded it on time. We have our share of server problems so this story was perfectly believable. I looked back over at his computer though and saw that he was on the update page and was only just now adding the new comic. The point of this story is that he is a liar.

I got some great hate mail after my little post about EQ2 on Wednesday. I often wonder how many people read PA just because they hate us. We always say that if Penny Arcade doesn’t make you laugh, we at least hope it makes you mad. It’s the same reason I listen to the Michael Savage show every day on my way home from work. Everything that crazy fucker says drives me nuts, but I still tune in every day. Did you know Michael Savage’s real last name is Wiener? I guess “The Wiener Nation” didn’t have the same ring to it.

-Gabe out