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Gabriel had to take me aside yesterday, on account of my generally unkind behavior toward our opponents.  I’m not even aware I’m doing it.  His position appears to be that, and certainly I don’t want to put words in his mouth, but the implication is that I am allowed to chainsaw a person in half, but the ostentatious post-match sort of "end-zone boogie" phase is not entirely necessary. 

After two nights with the game, working through co-op and then investing the remainder of the night in divisive online play, I feel very comfortable about my purchase  My cohort, who felt Final Fantasy’s strong gravity throughout the night, enjoyed it but (oddly enough) found himself primed for Rainbow Six: Vegas, which features a similar "cover is king" philosophy (check out the demo), but appends a truly fucked level of customization, supports sixteen player adversarial multi, and includes four-player co-op.   

Robert might have enjoyed it more than he did, but he had the misfortune of being on the opposing team, which mostly gave him a chance to experience my scorn in HD. 

There are things about matching that aren’t especially elegant:  for example, there’s no way for the host to change the map or the type of game that is being played.  You can cook up the cycle you want ahead of time, certainly, but that is kind of low rent. There’s also no clan support or group matching, which is to my mind a more sinister enterprise.  Epic is bringing this game to a next-generation system whose number one multiplayer game is still Halo 2, running in emulation - put succinctly, we should be starting at what they accomplished two years ago, and moving forward.   The ability to create a group and then pit said group against other groups online is a Goddamn bedrock assertion. 

Approached intellectually, Gears multi probably doesn’t seem like anything supernatural.  The Playstation 3’s action entry this holiday delivers fully five times the players, plus the ability to do the kind of matching I’ve just mentioned - that’s ironclad rhetorical ammunition.  I don’t know how well the checkbox-style, point-by-point assessment even works on this game.  I’ve read the hard-ass reviews online from sites determined to be the one that tells it like it is, man and I really do wonder how much time they could possibly have spent with it in adversarial multiplayer.  Without embellishments:  you have not played this before.  Build a room exclusively made of friends (or the friends thereof) and tell me if you don’t rock back and forth on the couch between matches, like a lunatic, in anticipation of the next round.       

On the fifth page of Gamasutra’s interview with Sony’s new PR organism, almost hidden from view, is the revelation that Sony’s PSone catalog will be available for five bucks a pop in their online store.  This software currently plays exclusively on the PSP, with the ability to run them on the PS3 itself to arrive at some undefined juncture.  Considering that until very recently people were buying Excitebike cartridges for like thirty dollars, this is a sweetness beyond description.  Now, I imagine that this holds only for first party product:  I have a hard time believing that SquareEnix is going to let Xenogears or Vagrant Story slip for five bucks a pop.  But this is amazing pricing, about where people say they want it.   

It’s extremely weird that they don’t allow you to actually play the PSone games you’ve purchased directly on the PS3, though.  I mean, really weird, like bird weird.  The Playstation 3 is fully compatible with the original Playstation.  Should we use that crazy-ass console math everyone is always using these days to say that those games really cost two hundred and five dollars?  No, because I’m not a fucking jackass.  At least, not about this particular thing, at this precise moment.  But if the console itself is fully compatible - i.e., it can play a Playstation One disc if I put it in the tray - the idea that it can’t do the same shit from the raw bits is a little hard to swallow.   

(CW)TB out. 

  it rains like Revelations

Gabe

I’ve got some Child’s Play auctions to tell you guys about. Keep in mind that 100% of the proceeds from all these auctions will go directly to the kids.

First up we are auctioning off two tickets to the Guitar Hero II release party courtesy of the awesome people over at Harmonix. It’s essentially a kick ass party in Cambridge with bands from the game and a bunch of the developers.

Next up is something anyone who attended PX this year should be familiar with. It’s the Ball. This one is hard to explain if you weren’t actually there. You can hit the link to the auction and check out a couple YouTube videos from the event. All hail the Ball!

I’ve also put a bunch of original artwork up for auction. These are all pencil sketches on 8.5 by 11 sheets of white printer paper. I don’t actually sell original sketches like this. The only way you can get them is when I do these Charity auctions.

The first one is actually the pencil sketch that became the Beach poster. Now you can own the humble beginnings of what went on to become our most popular poster ever.

This one is the original artwork for the Dr. Raven Darktalon limited edition print. What better way to compliment your print thatn by hanging the original sketch right next to it?

My Gears of War fan art seemed to be pretty popular so I figured someone out there might want to own the original. This is a neat one because you can see that I actually drew a different head on it once I had it imported into Photoshop.

This one is another sketch I had a lot of positive comments about. I’m hoping that will equate to big money for Child’s Play. This is just a sketch of my favorite Star Wars character Boba Fett.

Up last is the original artwork for a strip "Nightmare At Twenty-Thousand Feet". Almost all of the strips start out like this. Here’s your chance to own a pretty cool piece of PA that very few people ever get to see.

Also our friend Pork is auctioning off a very cool card from the WOW CCG. Pork managed to get one of the very rare snap jaw turtle mount cards and he’s donating it to Child’s Play. What a swell guy.

Also you can now purchase tickets for this year’s Child’s Play charity dinner and auction. This is our third year holding this event and honestly I look forward to it every year. Let me tell you about what we’ve got planned for 2006.

The Penny Arcade charity dinner and auction is a swanky fundraising event held once a year in Bellevue Washington. The evening begins Wednesday December 13th at 6:30 pm on the 4th floor of the Meydenbauer center. Hors d’oeuvres and wine will be served while we all get a chance to mingle and check out some silent auction items. At 7:30 the dinner will commence as well as the live auctioned which is hosted by Tycho and I.

You’ll have a few different choices for dinner this year. The full menu can be seen on the official page for the dinner along with more details about the event. Like I said it’s a swanky event so you can’t show up in jeans. Better to look at this as a rare opportunity to really go all out. Tycho and I will be in tuxes because seriously, why the fuck not.

Tickets are $125 per person ($75 of which is tax-deductible). This years we also have the option to purchase an entire table. Maybe you’re a corporation and you’d like to send some people or maybe you just want to treat nine friends to an incredible night. Either way it’s $2,000 for an entire table ($1,500 of which is tax-deductible).

I don’t have any misconceptions about what exactly Penny Arcade is. We’re not making peanuts here of For Better or Worse. I don’t expect I’ll still be drawing the adventures of Gabe and Tycho when I’m seventy. It’s commentary on a community moving so fast that our material from two years ago might as well be ancient history. We try to be topical and entertaining three times a week and we’ll keep doing that as long as you keep reading it. If anything we’ve created here on the interweb will still be around when Tycho and I are old men I hope its Child’s Play. Even if we’re not making Penny Arcade cartoons in thirty years, I still expect to be on stage sometime around December in front of an audience full of gamers hosting the Child’s Play charity dinner and auction.

-Gabe out

Tycho

Do not forget!  All the information can be found at yonder page.  As requested, the date has been bumped up to the December 15th to give people more time for their projects.

The patch delivered a day or two ago makes the final game much, much easier to recommend.

(CW)TB

Gabe

Lots of people asked for a wallpaper sized version of the “birds are Weird” book cover. I get so many requests for different crazy resolutions that it’s not really worth it. So here’s a big high res image for you guys. You might have to do some tweaking but you should be able to make something passable out of it no matter your resolution. Click on the thumbnail for the big one.

-Gabe out