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Too Much of a Good Thing?

Look, we love Tim Schafer too, but this is just getting silly.

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Ping Pong as card game

Ping Pong as card game

The design of Penny Arcade’s Paint the Line

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Hitting gold on the bus:

Hitting gold on the bus:

An early look at Devolver Digital’s Dungeon Hearts

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The 2012 Child’s Play Invitational Golf Tournament

The 2012 Child’s Play Invitational Golf Tournament

Join us June 8th at the Angeles National Golf Club in Sunland, CA to have fun and raise money for the cause.

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Sometimes, the old magic is best.

In my haste to prophesy the coming a-rock-alypse in music games, I neglected to point out that both Guitar Hero and Rock Revolution both include the authorship functionality I have long hoped for in this space.  Also, there are cases in both where the player isn’t penalized for improvisation, which as a feature stands somewhere between the core beat-matching gameplay and the composition tools I won’t shut up about.  In any experience of this sort, that feature alone moved our species toward total freedom.

The main reason I didn’t go into it is that neither product allows you to record vocals on these tracks.  Konami’s offering doesn’t support vocals at all, so their decision at least makes sense.  The idea that vocals create unique copyright challenges doesn’t wash, because every part of the song’s composition creates the same challenges.  Moderating a database of user-created material would undoubtedly be a chore, and I’m sure they’d prefer to ship out compressed midi files over heaps of synced digimal audio.  I don’t really believe it’s about copyright though, or bandwidth, though they’re both fabulous pretexts.  It’s about content.  The ESRB would scream and never stop when confronted with the lyrics a venue like this would generate.  No capital letter could contain them.

The ESRB doesn’t rate user created content, though, and they don’t rate online interactions, which clearly describe the kind of situation this is.  I understand that Activision doesn’t want to babysit the entire Internet, but the course they’ve charted is pretty tame for a franchise that purports to channel primal rock forces.  Choices in this life often quite difficult.  It’s rare that you’re simply presented with a knob whose only two positions are “Make History” and “Flee Your Glorious Destiny.”

Obviously, much depends upon the sophistication of their tools, but have you ever held a lute?  People manage to make music on those things, and playing one is like wrestling a boa constrictor.

There’s a game coming out for the DS called Infinite Line that nobody knows anything about, at least, nobody who only speaks English and not bug-sounding Japanese witchmouth.  All anyone can say for certain is that it takes place “in space,” and that “there are guys in it.”  New screenshots sort of help, but not really - until you get to shot three.

As a young man, I found the sort of magazine that young men find when they are digging around in places they shouldn’t.  I did not understand the imagery.  Even so, I sensed that it was vitally important.  This picture ignites the same regions of my mind.

(CW)TB out. 

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Here’s Gabe’s next communique…  From Earth’s ancient past!!!

Page three of our RSPD comic is now live over on the Greenhouse site. We’ve talked before about how we don’t really have “continuity” in the comic. What we do have though is character continuity. Gabe and Tycho will always behave like you’d expect them to and that’s true even in the game. It’s a whole new world for the characters but everyone you meet over the course of the episodes, from Annarchy to Charles will act like you’d expect. As far as the Startling Developments detective agency is concerned you have Tycho as the book smart Indiana Jones style adventurer/professor. Then you have Gabe you probably could not spell professor but really likes to punch things. If you like their dynamic in the comic you’ll get more of the same in the game.

-Gabe out