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Tycho

The Think B4 You Speak campaign is basically incoherent, and operates from some deep misconceptions about how and why people communicate.  These assertions have been collated and placed sequentially in today’s comic offering.

Trying to regulate how people speak is a problematic endeavor.  People sometimes try to assert that Information Wants To Be Free, when that isn’t actually true, because information can’t want things.  It’s a false corollary of something that is true, though - namely, that Communication Cannot Be Contained.  A true corollary of this notion would be that People Will Say Things You Don’t Like, And May Even Hate, a shard of schoolyard wisdom I previously thought well distributed.

The incoherency springs from the fact that the spots themselves insult the target of their message, which might work to attract attention, but the actual payload of the spots isn’t savage enough to kindle any kind of genuine analysis.  They’re trying to regulate jerks by being jerks, but they’re not really jerks, so they can’t carry it off.  This is the danger of assuming that your opponent is anything like yourself.  They need to give their actual hatred of this practice a voice, every moment they were compressed into some subset of themselves, every brutal act, every misshapen poem they were forced to write, and concentrate this into a fragmentary lozenge of spoken power.

No-one responds to this kind of diffuse scolding, least of all young men, least of all from strangers who present themselves as archwizards of prim speech and perfect morality.  Bigots and stupid kids speak this way expressly to promulgate the root concepts or to provoke a reaction.  Telling them to “knock it off,” as this campaign hilariously does, is like exposing your belly to these wolves.

Lexically speaking, the word Gay is a battleground of warring meanings, uses, and baggage.  The fact that the slur has retained its power - for all parties involved - is evidence that the conflict is ongoing, and that its destiny is not yet established.  I have tremendous support for them in their aim: the wresting of language, which is identity, from the unworthy foe.  If you want to hunt this kind of game, though, you need bigger ordnance.

(CW)TB out.

they’ll cut us down again

Gabe

Before you’re too hard on Gabe remember that he harbors secret homosexual urges, is blissfully ignorant,  has been a non-judgmental counselor, and yes is sometimes an insensitive prick

In reality I’d have to say I agree with Tycho on this whole ad campaign. I think the intent is admirable but they really are assuming that these animals can be reasoned with. Check out this picture I snapped last week. This is what they are up against.


First of all let me state that I did not approach this gentleman at the beginning of our engagement and profess my extreme skill at “noscope”. Nor did I at any point during the game inform him of my sexual orientation. In fact, I can’t even remember ever playing with this person. Regardless, he has managed to come to some conclusions regarding my “noscope” skill (or should I say lack thereof) as well as my affinity for men. Now assuming that we did actually play a round of Halo together his remarks about my “noscope” skills are understandable. Although I would argue that what he claims is a lack of skill with “noscope” is actually a general lack of skill in all facets of the game. Perhaps he was only personally witness to my sad attempts at noscopery and he was hesitant to assume the rest of my skills were equally as pathetic. In such a case I appreciate his good faith and generosity.

His assumptions with regard to my homosexuality however are in question. I fail to understand how during the course of a round of CTF or even rocket race he would be able to discern my sexual orientation. Not once did I return to the game lobby and make some remark like “I captured that flag like I captured the heart of my male life partner!” or “Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!” Now had I made such comments there would be no question about my homosexuality and his remark, while certainly derogatory would at least be accurate. 

LadyLikeRaul if you are out there reading this, I’d love to hear what you think of these ads. 

-Gabe out

 

Tycho

The fact that his handle is “Ladylike Raul” shifts that entire conversation deep into Salvador Dali territory.  

(CW)TB

Gabe

You might not have heard, but we recently switched publishers. We are now apart of the Random House family and our new books from them should start hitting early next year. They also happen to be publishing a new comic series based on Stephen King and Peter Straub’s “The Talisman”. They approached me about creating an alternate cover for the comic and I let them know it sounded cool but I’d never read the original book. I grabbed it for my Kindle iPhone app and discovered two things. First, the Kindle iPhone app is awesome and I love reading books on it. Second, The Talisman is rad. 


So I ended up drawing the alternate cover which you can see here:


The coolest part about this project was that all the work I did from sketches to the final piece had to be approved by Stephen and Peter. That means that Stephen King and Peter Straub actually looked at my work and liked it. Each time I got a message back from my contact at Random House saying they liked what I was doing it was a thrill. 

If you’d like to grab the book you can hit the comic shop locator to find a store near you. 

-Gabe out