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Tycho

Attempting to experience as broad a swath of the medium as I can - to maximize my usefulness to you, but also, you know, video games - it’s still entirely possible for me to miss things.  The worst part is that if I actually like any of the games I’m playing, which is a nice outcome, another game must inexorably lose.  That’s how it was with the original Mafia, considered something of a holy text by many PC enthusiasts, and something I skimmed at best.  I don’t intend to miss it on the second go ‘round.

Short of, say, something with “Cabela’s” in the title, we are ravenous for demos - but the demo for Mafia II snapped us out of this analytical cycle altogether.  I can’t speak for all Americans, obviously, but I wonder how many people respond viscerally to the stimuli this game puts in front of a person.  Grand Theft Auto games trade on modern urban environs, but the postwar period isn’t something you see - and GTA in particular can’t resist its relentless, trademark nihilism.  As I walked out the “front door” of my “house,” I thought to myself that the Rockstar version of this neighborhood would a writhing mass of key parties and barely suppressed moral contagion whose black steam jangles the pot.

In order for Mafia to work, to really function in accordance with its intention, the things its protagonists do must be firmly delineated from the prevailing culture.  You shoot dudes in videogames all the time, all kinds of dudes, but this game has bigger fish to fry.  Yes, it’s true: the demo typically culminates in the destruction (by you!) of an illicit distillery.  At least, it does at first, when the Pavlovian responses still assert themselves, while you are still possessed of the idea that a symbol on your minimap represents anything like an edict.

While Gabriel played through the demo on the Xbox three times in succession, growing progressively more driven by the animal impulse to hunt and kill, I grabbed the PC demo to see how the Gods might play.  I was surprised to see how well the console version acquitted itself in the face of our Fear Engine: I had expected its obliteration, and certainly the result was lesser, but was by no means nasty.  It’s worth seeing, especially if you are as drawn to its quiet as we are: the ambient life of scenes is cranked way up which sells the proceedings even further.  There’s some pretty nutty cloth shit, too, depending on how you’re built.  It’s slick, though - slick, slick, slick - wherever you play it.

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where no one ever goes

Gabe

My son is a convicted Lego Maniac. This weekend we were at Toys R Us and saw a game called Creationary which looked pretty much like Pictionary but with Lego. We played it a few times this weekend and I still think that’s a good way to describe it.

The box comes with a selection of Lego from basic bricks to wheels and even some people. You roll a die to determine a category and then pick a card. The categories are what you’d expect, Nature, Things, buildings, vehicles and a wild. The cards are separated into easy medium and hard so once you have a category you can decide how crazy you want to get.

For example on the easy card you might be asked to build a cactus while on hard they want you to build the Taj Mahall. That’s not a joke either, these bastards really want you to build the Taj Mahall.

There are a few different ways to play but we ended up trying the basic rules. This has one person building while everyone else at the table tries to guess what it is. We played it with my son Gabe, who believe it or not will be six in September. He went absolutely bat shit for this game. We played it all afternoon and had to force him to stop so we could eat dinner. Then he demanded we play again until I finally had to drag him up to bed.

He was pulling cards from the easy deck and doing some really amazing work in my un-biased opinion. Here is his camera:

I told him I wanted to take a picture of his camera and he said “why don’t you just use this one” holding up his Lego creation and laughing. He was making a five year old joke but I would not be surprised if in a couple years he is actually building functional cameras out of Lego.

Next he had to build a sewing machine and here was the result:

I guessed it correctly before he had a chance to build the tiny working presser foot.

Anyway I know a lot of you out there have kids and I wanted to make sure you all knew about this awesome game. We have not tried it with a group of all adults yet but I have a feeling it would be a blast.

-Gabe out

Tycho

Colloquially, people either refer to it as Precipice or Rainslick.  Does that mean something, I wonder?  Is one of these types of people from Venus?  It’s impossible to know.  

in any event, there’s new Precipice (or Rainslick, if you prefer) available here.

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