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Tycho

I’ll be honest; I had sort of forgotten that we make goofy comics.  I’d gotten used to being a purveyor of dead boys, girls with nominal “blessings,” and haunted-ass men!  I’m genuinely confused right now that this kind of thing is what makes up the bulk of our archive.  I like making those, too, I just…  forgot.

Gabriel being gone only compounded the process, giving further credence to the idea that I am the meshed gears of some hermetic thought engine.  I have been alone here for a long time, long enough to concoct a thoroughly convincing unreality, and when he walked in it was a tremendous surprise.  Eventually I was able to mimic his speech enough to ask him what he did while he was in “the not-here,” and he told me a bunch of weird stuff that we’re almost certain to collect in strip form.

I do not envy “343 Studios,” what Microsoft calls its Halo Manufacturing Center.  I think of myself as being reasonably capable; I can turn a blank page or similarly ornamented text field into something a person might want to read.  But I would never - never - take a job at 343 Studios.  There’s tempting fate, and then there’s telling fate to go fuck itself, and taking up that mantle bears those fate-fucking connotations.

They’re literally making it inside the building Bungie vacated to go be Bungie somewhere else, in a tomb, trying to create light.  Bungie left a lot on the table, as we have repeatedly said: they have a peculiar talent for making great stories they can’t subsequently tell in game form.  Even so.  Picking up four games in, I don’t know how you do that.  I wouldn’t be able to move.  I would sit perfectly still until I died in my chair.

(CW)TB out.

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Gabe

Our vacation to Disney World included a day spent over at Universal Studios. I knew this was the home of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter but beyond that I had no idea what to expect. I was incredibly disappointed to discover that the Harry Potter zone is miniscule. Don’t get me wrong, what they have there is fucking amazing I just wish there was more of it. Kara and I decided to walk a loop around the rest of the park and both of us were really disappointed. There are rows of fair games like the ring toss and basket ball. Over all it just feels incredibly low rent.

We got around to the “Toon Lagoon” section of the park and couldn’t believe it. we were surrounded by Heathcliff the cat and Hagar the Horrible. When we saw the Gasoline Alley display we both started laughing. Who the hell do these brands resonate with? I’m pretty sure the last Gasoline Alley fan died about 20 years ago. I can’t imagine that any of the kids there had any idea who these characters were. I’m 35 years old and I could barley name some of them. I’m always surprised to learn what massive mega corporation owns what. So maybe Universal simply doesn’t have access to something more relevant like Cartoon Network or anything else produced after 1918.

I will say that the only fun we had outside the Harry Potter world was actually in Toon Lagoon though. There is a water ride there that sent riders down a huge slide and soaked them with a big splash at the end.  After that they wound under a bridge in their little boat. Watching from the bridge we noticed a series of fire hose nozzles arranged along the edge of the ride and pointed directly at the boats. These were numbered and appeared to correspond to a number of stations on the bridge that each had a coin slot and a large red button. It seemed almost too good to be true and so we quickly fed a quarter into the box closest to us and I hit the button. Sure enough a jet of water shot out of the nozzle and soaked a boat full of people as is went past! The people in the boat who thought their ride was over were incredibly surprised to be shot in the face with a jet of cold water!  I think we probably spent ten dollars on that bridge.

Also with Halloween just around the corner you might like to go back to 2006 and read our Armadeaddon story line.

-Gabe out

Tycho

It’s three bucks for mobile, five bucks for Mac, and here’s where you get it:

iOS
Mac App Store
Most Android Devices (trying to add more)

All versions should get the brutal and, frankly, mean spirited bonus dungeon “Lair Of The Seamstress” today also.  Steam support for Mac is coming soon, soon, soon.

(CW)TB

Gabe

I got an email this morning pointing me towards a very cool Reddit thread. It seems Reddit user shmallowfish went ahead and recorded his own interpretation of a comic we made back in 2006. In the Open Mic Night strip Tycho plays a folksy ballad about DLC. Check out this take on it set to the tune of Bastion’s “The Pantheon (Ain’t Gonna Catch You)”

-Gabe out