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Eventually, role-playing games like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Paranoia, Buck Rogers, or Cyberpunk became mere covers for Dungeons and Dragons.  My family’s allegiance to Jehovah (as opposed to Jay-H.O.V.A.) was such that anything a stranger told you was bad was automatically bad, without the need for any exhausting or speculative cognition on our part.  Generally speaking I leverage this state of affairs as a dialectic cudgel, swiping with vigor at this or that, but my mom gave me an incredible gift here that almost certainly informed my life.  I think a lot of people go right to D&D, and that’s it.  You can play Dungeons & Dragons your whole life, I’m not gonna tell you that would be bad.  It is at least as good and probably better than a lot of the shit you get up to.  But she didn’t let me start with it, and the reason doesn’t matter now.  I was made to cast a wide net, and I hauled up treasure.

Cyberpunk 2020 was one of of those treasures.

When I heard that CD Projekt had picked up the license to do their thing, the thing that they have proven so adroit at doing, it is reasonable to say that I freaked the fuck out; when I heard that it wasn’t a regular old licensing thing but was actually a collaboration with the Cyberpunk dude I lost what remained of my shit.

Going hard on something like MAX-TAC or cyberpsychosis right out the gate - in the very first publicly available materials - is fascinating to me.  They’re core to the setting, but I consider that stuff to be fairly inside baseball.  They’re tied into one of the mechanisms the game uses to govern a character’s power, which are themselves tied into the idea that having your forearm replaced with a shotgun has an effect on your empathy, your humanity.  To see that dichotomy at the conceptual core of their offering has the effect of tantalizing a motherfucker for real.

After we had the kind of argument we usually have about something wholly innocuous, I went into the conference room to grab a few of my Chromebooks, the Guide To The Net, all the shit that set my young heart to fluttering.  The art that had calibrated a year or more of my personal cool barometer was not to Gabriel’s liking, it was in fact bad, but the part of me that didn’t know then still doesn’t know, and I love that young man precisely for not knowing.

(CW)TB out.

the word is all of us

Gabe

Are you guys ready to see the winners of the 2012 Dickerdoodle contest? If you’re not then you should probably stop reading because that’s what this post is about.


3rd Place

These were inadvertent Dickerdoodles which makes them especially funny in my book. This young man’s parents came downstairs in the morning to find he had bitten off the arms of all these little gingerbread men. The resulting photo was priceless.

2nd Place

The Girls are Geeks ladies have outdone themselves again this year. I’ll just go ahead and post the christmas letter that accompanied this card:

Happy Holidays from the Knob Family!

It’s been a pretty good year for the Knobs. We put a lot of work into our house, including the new chimney and walkway. Got all the work done just in time for the snow!

Hugh and I have have quite a handful with the kids. Dick and Harry are both in school and doing well, and little Pecker is potty training, finally.The family also got a new dog this year; we named him Willy.

With love from
Ivanna & Hugh G. Knob

1st Place

This year’s winner is “Game of Bones” and it is marvelous. From the penis throne to the icing lettering this is a masterpiece.

Congratulations to the top three entries! I’ll be contacting you shortly to get all your info so that I can send each of you a big Penny Arcade prize pack. As usual I have collected some of the other honorable mentions from 2012 into a very NSFW gallery.

Thanks to everyone who entered!

-Gabe out