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Tycho

Well before the public crucifixions, the editorial back channel was already building pressure re: Aliens: Colonial Marines.  They were filing their teeth, waiting to bite.

I don’t pretend to know what happened here, but I have heard from more than one person that there’s a book in this thing somewhere.  For my part, I cocked my head only a minute or so into the intro, when I saw a language construction I’d never seen before.  It said

SEGA Presents (Sure, Sega.)

With 20th Century Fox (License Holder)

A Gearbox Software Production of (Hmm?)

A Timegate Studios
Demiurge Studios
Nerve Software
And Gearbox Software Game

It’s not that weird for “triple a” games to be collaborative efforts - Certain Affinity‘s done famously at it.  Demiurge too, I’ve met them.  But God damn, that’s a lot of cooks in the kitchen.  And it’s not entirely clear who was cooking what (to maintain the metaphor).  If nothing else, it stands to reason that a person who was expecting an Aliens game from the creators of the millions-selling Borderlands 1 & 2 would probably be very surprised at the state of this software.  Functionally speaking, did they “sublet” the license?  I’ve seen good work from some of these studios, though.  I’m not trying to embroider conspiracy - I genuinely do not understand what happened.

I could do Aliens comics for weeks if I felt like it, but we decided to do three at once and get it over with.  For some backup on panel 3, please sample Gabriel’s Vine on the topic.  I’ve played it a couple hours, and I’ll play it some more because I feel guilty.  I’ll go into multiplayer, I’ll do all the gesticulations required so that I am allowed to feel the way I already feel.

Gabriel asked me if I was disappointed, as I clearly was not having sixty dollars worth of fun or maybe any kind of fun, and I told him no.  You’ve got the Front Line sort of nerd defender type, the outer ring, that responds to carpetbagging grifter mercenaries and the apocrypha they generate with molten rage.  My own mandibles are ground down from The Last War; I fought this stuff already.  The catastrophic failure of a promising enterprise is literally, literally the norm.

(CW)TB out.

here's a hint

Gabe

I posted about our PA: The Series Season 3 DVD last week and now I have a little video to share. This is a quick look at some of the behind the scenes/never before seen footage that you will find on the DVD

If that tantalized you, then check out my original post for all the other details:

Pre-orders for the Penny Arcade: The Series-Season 3 DvD set are going on right now! You might be wondering what sorts of goodies are included and I’ve got the full break down for you. Check it out!

DVD Features:

All 32 episodes from Season 3, including all 20 “The 4th Panel” Episodes

English subtitles for all Season 3 Episodes

Over three hours of deleted scenes

Three bonus audio tracks for EACH original episode, from Mike & Jerry, Vantage Point Products and Penny Arcade staff members, totaling nearly 15 hours of never-before-seen content

Bonus, behind-the-scenes action footage of a secret ping pong match played between Penny Arcade and one mysterious and sweaty man

Totally region free

If you order before 2/24/2013, Your Season 3 set will be autographed by the entire PA Staff. Remember this is a Pre-Order that will ship in early March.

If all that sounds cool and you’d like to get the Penny Arcade: The Series-Season 3 DvD set just pick one of the packages below.

Option 1
Season 1-3 Bundle

This is a great deal on all three season of Penny Arcade the series and it includes Blams season 1 for FREE!

Option 2
Season 3 + Mug

Maybe you already own season 1 and 2 but you don’t own any cups. Well this package includes a PA mug suitable for drinking an almost unlimited number of liquids from!

Option 3
Season 3 Standalone

Maybe you own season one and two already and you have plenty of cups. Well then this is the package for you dear reader!

-Gabe out

Tycho

...but I just saw that Ben did.  Hot on the heels of PAR’s Aliens: Colonial Marines review, he delivered a longer form meditation on what makes an “Aliens” game such a difficult proposition.

(CW)TB