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Tycho / 1 day ago

Strip Search is still paying dividends, years after filming. Or, year. I have to be honest with you: I don't know how long ago it was. The actual filming and subsequent release of the show is is filed away as a four dimensional holomatrix. If I want to try and synchronize any part of it with actual time I have to probe the memory, pushing it this way or that, like a tongue on a loose molar. Meeting Abby Howard, who was obviously a superstar, ranks sorta high. Maybe like on the show or…

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Tycho / 3 days ago

In the real world, the realest one we have at any rate, Gabriel the Younger joined his friends in ridiculing a boy who did not understand procreation. Except he didn't understand it either. Understand that conversations like this happen in Minecraft, now. So he asked his Dad, who I know well. And his dad had no idea how he was going to do it, much like our own dads, who simply never told us anything. Except there's no way you can get away with that anymore. I have probably been too…

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