These motherfuckers just keep acquiring shit! It's Acquisitors, Part Five. In the same way that Bruce Banner's secret is that he's always angry, Mike Krahulik's secret is that he is incredibly intelligent. This is something he doesn't like people to know, but he couldn't do what he does if he weren't. My family has a home because I befriended him in high school; it's as simple as that. I found myself in his nimbus and then, barring a few poor choices on my part, everything worked out. …
So, just as I learned last time I was here, if I go to a place that is more than ten hours past my normal schedule, I can get my work done on time. There's a sorcerial aspect to this whole deal. Right now, PAX is starting, even though every one of my moist organs is telling me it's Thursday. And this post will go up sort of on the second day of PAX. Don't think about it! Fill the hole this state of affairs has made in your skull with Acquisitors, Part Four. Once we found "our" gaming…
PAX Aus Merch Banner
I received this communique in the early hours of the morning, on an encrypted channel. Its contents are as follows. --- PAX Aus banner for y'all to view and plan upon. We've got a fresh Limited Edition pin this year. Those will be available only at the Merch Lite booth in the Exhibition Center Foyer. There will be a limited number available each day so come early if you'd like one. Some other highlights include: Strip Search DVDs and Blu-Rays! Fresh PAX Aus Mugs! A golden scarf! And,…
Acquisitors, Part Three. I've been a pretty staunch Rock Band supporter. We even did a custom guitar for the preorders; a Rock Band rig is out in Gabe's garage set up for permanent accessibility. That's the one I bought this time around, for Xbox, even if it cost more, just to maintain access to my precious downloaded tracks. I'm kind of a Harmonix true believer for the most part: their mission to democratize the experience of playing music is something like an ethos, rare in any context,…
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Acquisitors, Part Two
Behold! Acquisitors, Part Two. Call of Duty obliterated traditional multiplayer. They ruined it, and in a way, I resent it: it's easy to miss their innovations whenever…
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Acquisitions Incorporated Dice Box From Elder Wood
Because we are Kickstarter addicts, and our ravens see all, we caught wind of the Elder Wood Spellbook Gaming Boxes and began to covet them in earnest. We had a fantasy…
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PAX Aus Panel Changes
Because Gabe, who is also Mike, is now a 24/7 vomit fountain, we're going to alter some of the panels. In the future, maybe we can have a panel that focuses on vomit and…
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