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Tycho / on Wed, Jul 17 2002 at 11:37 am

The Iron Laws

I’ve never heard of Metal Ice comics before today, but apparently we’ve been stealing his shit.  And really, we would have to be, because shit is all they have over there.

I’m going to run down a few truths about our operation here, and operations in general.

One, if your site is hosted on Tripod, go ahead and assume that I don’t know about it.

Two, if I don’t know about it, I can’t steal it from you.

Three, don’t fucking flatter yourself. 

Four, and this isn’t specific to Webcomics, if you are producing work of value over there at, well, whatever your site is called, it is only a matter of time before someone comes along and does steal it from you.  Take a look at the Internet sometime if you don’t believe me. 

He says people are suggesting he try to “push” a “suit” against us, but that’s “not” his “style.”  No, I guess he’s right.  My suggestion is that he “push” a “broom handle” up his “ass.”  As regards his “style,” I think his style is more to labor and languish in obscurity until he gets sick of making comics and quits. 

(CW)TB


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