Tanooki Suit, Motherfuckers
I wouldn’t expect a lot of this sort of thing. But I have been asked to make an exception, and asked by someone who I am in no position to refuse. So prefaced, behold:
He is an arresting creature, to be sure. As most of his movements are governed by animal reflexes and whatnot, he can’t really be blamed for the lion’s share of his activities. This being said, anytime a person pees in your mouth it is difficult not to see it as an insult.