Tis the season…to buy shit
I apologize if you are sick and or tired of hearing about our fabulous wares but it must me done. You will find many people online questioning the “give the things you make away for free” business model. I admit it is a tricky thing to make work but a big part of it is merchandise sales and there is no bigger time of year for selling stuff than the holidays. I’ve seen more than one syndicated cartoonist say that web-cartoonists are just a bunch of T-Shirt sales men. To that I say “bullshit…we also sell prints.”
If you know someone who likes Penny Arcade and you need to buy them a gift, might I suggest one of our new items?
These are hand painted reproductions of an original painting I did of my D&D character Jim Darkmagic. This was one of my first attempts and painting and I was really happy with the results. The piece has been reproduced with Oil paint on canvas. It is 20” high x 16” wide and Includes hanging materials. Only 500 of these exist and of those only about 490 will be sold.
This is the same as a normal book six only it comes in a hard cover, it’s signed by Tycho and I and there are only 1000 of them.
Support your favorite imaginary sports team with this pennant. Gooooooo Dickwolves!
This is a new design from Kiko that had all of us in the office laughing. You can pre-order in in a shirt or a hoodie.
The lady nerds have spoken and they demanded their own version of our One turn shirt. So we made it for them. Because… we love the ladies.
He cannot be beaten. But he operates better with a team. Join the winning side of every debate with this tasteful shirt featuring the timeless Airhorn Debate Team crest.
After the ladies spoke earlier they spoke again. This time they wanted their own Dickwolves shirt. We refuse to deny the ladies anything!
You can also check out the print section of the store where you can get print packs of some of our more popular strips. Pick up the Lookouts pack or the CTS pack for that special PA fan on your christmas list!
Finally, we wanted to offer a new, local shipping option. Something fun. So, if you live within 20 minutes of our warehouse location in Seattle’s alluring 98121 ZIP code and order over $400 of merch, and would LIKE us to, Penny Arcade will deliver your order to you ourselves. Keep an eye on the store news for more details. All we ask is that when we show up at your house you don’t murder us.