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Tycho / 16 hours ago

The HBO extras contract for Westworld is fascinating reading, and gives one an idea about what it must be like to have sex with a lawyer. The excerpts you've seen online only represent a portion of the depravity: there are deeper, more erogenous zones. I don't go in for Toy Games at all, not really. But I do go in for Lego shit, and I have occasionally tried to describe the quandary that the adult Lego Maniac is bound up in. When you are a young person, and you look at a box of Lego shit,…

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Gabe / 17 hours ago

First Fifteen: Duck Dynasty

Today's First Fifteen was a train wreck of a game, but I think it made for a funny show: -Gabe out

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Tycho / 4 days ago

Because art is the main way you manipulate Gabriel into doing what you want game-wise, he's always been a big fan of Tearaway. Also, he owns a Vita, and those with Vitae are forever on the prowl for an excuse to use them. Except that a Vita is no longer required to play it now, because there is a remake of it for the PS4 called Tearaway Unfolded that has its phasers set to "charm." Gabriel was telling me about how it works with such glee that I suggested we should skim and then refine that…

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Tycho / 6 days ago

As my psychic aperture widened to encompass all, I realized that Gabriel was actually super gross. Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer is doing exactly what I wanted, which is to get a DS in Ronia's hands and make it feel like it's hers. Most games are too hard; the fun to stress ratio doesn't work for leisure activity. Minecraft in creative mode isn't hard, by comparison, but provides no narrative impetus, which for her is probably worse. I had mentioned that the lack of traditional…

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