The amount of love Michael clearly has for the guy asking the question in the third panel is incredible. It has caused me to love him too.

So, after years of shemagh-shaming my interest slash obsession with The Divisions Both One And Two, now for some reason Gabriel is getting into Division 2 via Stadia. He's played the whole Warlords expansion, literally just blasted his way through the entire thing, but since he hadn't played the original game he wasn't familiar with the range of specializations it offers. Don't worry - I made it clear in the most interminable, self-satisfied way possible. Honestly, that's not true. If he's in there, I'm gonna do everything I can to make that a thing that continues happening even if it means tamping down who I literally am as a person.

Still shitting, bee tee dubs. Just shittin' away.

That's what my body is doing. What my keen mind will be engaged with from 2pm to 4pm PDT in an effort to stave off psychic oblivion will be to focus on something very small, a kind of spreadsheet about cars we have been fiddling with for months. Enriqua Lara and Hong Liao, two completely imaginary people, nothing more than text strings really that I love as much as my own children, are about to test themselves against their first race as official F2 drivers. The rules in this league have spec Engines, which means it's not a part we can design ourselves - it proved a great equalizer during the practice, making the debut more about raw skill. Today will see Quali and the Race Proper - historially a very dangerous time in the league - only on Twinch.

(CW)TB out.