The hour is here!
I have two digital novels for you in handsome .pdf format, laid out by our own Dabe Alan. Now, Acquisitions Incorporated: Initiation is our basic model - a $9 fantasy adventure which is prequel to the long-running and perhaps the longest running "actual play" phenomenon, Acquisitions Incorporated. The cover looks like this! I had a lot of fun writing this book and I hope you have a lot of fun reading it.
For the true enthusiast, the Knower Of Things, and also those who would like very much for a boy to stroke another boy's hair but only after they are very mad at each other for a long time, I have that book also. It is called "Dranmagic: The Incredibly Gay Version of The Acquisitions Incorporated Novel That Might Actually be The Real One," it looks like this, it costs $8, and is available here.
Now - for those of you who simply will not be sated, I have a third offer for you. This raucous combo platter includes both of the aforementioned books, at a savings of three dollars over purchasing them separately.
That's a profound value! I hope. The main thing is that these books exist out in the world, now, and my email is at the end so you can tell me what you thought. I'll be waiting here in horror(!!!).
If you exist in a place where our store is unable to serve, like the EU, our Patreon Shop has the books and it doesn't require a membership or anything. You can buy them from anywhere! If you're a publisher or something, and you're like, "I love this guy! I've been waiting to publish his books!" please send a mail to biz@penny-arcade.com.
(CW)TB
