There was so much news, we had to poke it with a schtick. I'm allowed one or two puns like that a year. At least, I hope.

As suggested by Gabriel's recent communique, pokemania is not only going strong but has burst, like some foul canker, and the infection has spread. It's true that I have built a so-called "Leaf Deck," but this is because I was fairly certain they would beat me up if I didn't. Now he's hauling in his case of Next Quest figurines each day, as I myself once hauled a tacklebox of Necrons, only I need to stress that it was more awesome when I was doing it, because Necrons are unkillable harvesters of flesh and not some kind of weird fox or living scarf. It's absolutely fucked that I have spent almost fourteen years trying to reveal the subtle glories of table gaming, only to be cast down time and time again. However wise my counsel, it apparently lacked that crucial munchkin component.

I'm pretty frustrated with the Dunder Mifflin Infinity ARG. The site functionality is just trash. The biggest offense is the piece of shit forum they've got. It's the one way for the whole branch to talk together and it's absolute crap. Also I still can't hire new employees. There's almost 1500 people waiting to join the Spokane branch but trying to hire anymore than two at a time breaks the site for me. I contacted tech support last week and never heard back. A couple people have suggested that the website being shitty is on purpose. I don't know if I'm ready to believe it's all some ironic joke. What I do know is that interacting with their game is frustrating and I'm not sure I want to bother with it anymore.

Just about everyone at PA has been sucked into the Pokemon Card game. As usual, Kiko and I have probably fallen the furthest down the rabbit hole (Thanks OCD!). We both study the Pokegym forums and tinker with multiple decks. We even looked into attending one of the local tournaments that took place over the weekend. I'm not sure we're ready for Battle Road just yet but we do want to play some new people. With that in mind, we've decided to try and set up a local league.

I should have all the science lined up by the end of the week, ready to stuff into the piano black lozenge I've obtained to celebrate my return to personal computing. Wish me luck; I've never before had the opportunity to fry four processors at once.

Okay, it looks like I got some bad info. It turns out Ubi is only releasing the first two pages of our comic online. If you want more than that you'll need to wait and pick up the collectors edition of Assassins Creed. I apologize for the lies I told you before.

I got a ton of requests for a wallpaper of the first panel in today's strip. I went ahead and whipped one up but then I remembered a couple other panels I had gotten wallpaper requests for. Sorry it took me so long to knock these out.

I didn't realise it before but the comic we did for Assassins Creed is also being shown online. You can still get the printed version in the collectors edition of the game. The first page just went live today over on the official site. Here's a direct link if you're interested. It's an eight page story and I'm actually not sure what the release schedule for the rest of the pages is. I'll be sure and let you know here as they become available.

Having already purchased two fifths of The Orange Box over the last few years, the level of value I have derived from it is "fantastic" but not "supernatural." For Gabriel, who never finished the second Half-Life and never purchased the first episode, the aforementioned Box represents an intimidating and possibly even brutal level of content for one's holiday dollar. It's hard enough trying to keep up with all the games that are coming out, but when you start putting more than one game on the disc the difficulty is compounded. We're lucky, then, than the best thing on there can be completed in only a couple hours.

Today's comic outing can be found here.  A reader sent us a link to an eBay auction for a decommissioned Titan Missile Base a couple weeks ago, and we're still completely obsessed with the possibilities.  We felt confident that once you learned of it - and truly considered its fabulous subterranean potential - these fantasies would become a universal affliction.

Today's post is by Raph Koster.  Raph Koster is...  well, he's Raph Koster.  He's also Raph Koster.   He's had his hand in so many MMOs and been the engine of so much player controversy it would be hard to summarize him in a couple italicized paragraphs.  It's fair to say that he has considered the systems unique to persistent, multi-user environments as much as any person alive - probably more.  He has his own company now, making something called Metaplace, which is both the mechanism behind his new game and a platform for people to make their own multiplayer experiences.

I used to go to a toy shop in the mall and play with the Rokenboks there, when I had the time to go to toy shops in the mall for hours and not buy any things.  I'm excited to see what shakes out with the NetDevil's LEGO MMO, but I had so much fun playing with those weird little toys that I've always wondered how a cooperative game based on civil construction might work.  I'm lucky to know someone who could actually answer this question. 

This is today's comic, which represents an authentic conversation between my son and I.  There really should be some kind of licensing requirement for procreation. 

Today's post is from Joel DeYoung, who worked on The Simpsons: Road Rage and The Simpsons: Hit and Run.  He's on over at Hothead now, working on our shit, but this post isn't about his contributions to the regular industry:  it's about his incredible work on SquawkBox.  What is that?  Well, you'll find out soon enough.  I couldn't believe I'd never heard of it before. 

Our newest comic is available here, regarding the blogger that Nintendo fired recently. As usual, Gabriel and I disagree absolutely on virtually every point of this discussion, my own perspective favoring greater liberty while he presents a naked defense of fascism. The two universal axioms we were both able to agree upon were that:

Well I got the job! You're looking at the new regional manager of the Dunder Mifflin Spokane branch. I think it's fair to say this is supposed to be a sort of ARG and so far I'm not very impressed. The branch sites still have very little functionality and the stuff that does work doesn't work very well. It's got probably the worst forum system I've ever seen. Also just a heads up to everyone who has applied for a job and is waiting to be hired, hiring new employees seems to break the site. With that said I'm willing to give them some time to work the bugs out. My guess is they did not expect a branch to have 2000 employees on day one with six hundred more waiting to be hired. So let's give them the benefit of the doubt and see if they can fix their shit. They've given the branches our first challenge and it's a pretty good one. We need to create our branch logo. Any employee can submit  one and I recommend you do since just entering earns you valuable " SchruteBucks". We'll vote on our favorite and that will become our branch logo. They've got a pretty cool deal set up that will actually allow us to buy merchandise with our branch logo on it. I don't think I'll go nuts but a coffee mug would be pretty classy.

-Gabe out

We have constructed a new comic, available here. If you ever fear that the site will be long bound in narrative chains, be at peace. You can be entirely sure that we will get bored of it long before you do.

Our newest comic is available here, tenuously connected to its predecessor by thick cords of despicable continuity. We'll do what we can on our end to break the shackles of causality. Until then, hold onto something.

I saw over at PvP that to help promote the new season of the Office, NBC has set up something called Dunder Mifflin Infinity. Kara and I are big fans of the show and I'm a big fan of crushing PvP. So when I saw that Scott and Kris had applied to run a branch of Dunder Mifflin I knew I had to do the same.  I've applied to be the manager of the Spokane Wa, branch since that shit hole happens to be where I grew up. Now I just need fifteen employees to sign up for the same branch using this code:  s4g8c5lwvs  and the job is mine. I'm assuming there's some Office fans out there to help me with this. I'm not exactly sure what we'll be doing but the site promises that branches will be rewarded with prizes for completing certain tasks. All I know is that we've got to beat those sons of bitches at the Central Pencader, Deleware branch!

-Gabe out

Before other games began to creep up - closing their hands around my neck, crushing my trachea - I was feverishly at work on Eternal Sonata, with breaks to slam my head against the XP ceiling in the CoD4 beta. I would sometimes wake with a Nintendo Dual Screen in my clutch, the battery run aground, my hard earned progress long having sailed into the ether. I had assumed it would be difficult to keep pace with releases, but I did not expect to be destroyed. We are strapped to this medium, and then broken upon it.