People keep asking why I have not been posting more. It's because I am working on a top secret Penny Arcade project. I wish I could tell you what it is, but it has been classified omega code red alpha...which is like super secret. Back to work now.

Yunsung = SC2 Hwang. He's not as much of a Xianghua ripoff in this one, but they're more or less the same chars, far as I know.

I keep up with Savage for the many reasons I always tell you I do. Hybrid gameplay, etc. The site just launched for it has some interesting specifics about structures the commander can build, as well as other things like autonomous "creeps" (to utilize War3 jargon) that roam the maps.

Under the guise of letting me know about a bad link in the post, Travis Addington of the City Of Doors Initiative let me know about his group's attempts to bring Planescape and Neverwinter Nights into greater harmony. I own every Planescape book TSR ever produced, so obviously I support their endeavors one hundred percent. More than that, if possible.

I'm prostrate before Scott Vaio this morning, as Comcast can't seem to get my packets from here to there. Or, I was prostrate before him, until he crashed, and now I'm using my main computer Czar to type in the post I wrote from the laptop's frozen screen. Then, I'll be burning this onto a CD (because apparently this floppy doesn't work) and uploading it from Scott after I restart him. Never let it be said that I am not dedicated to your edification and entertainment, dear reader!

My Favorites folder is just a non-stop carnival of Elf Dicks.

Just when I thought I would go the whole day without seeing any poorly rendered pencil drawings of elves with their dicks out... Thank you Tycho, you pull that one out of your favorites?

Storm Shadow lays it out with naughty photos of his new set-up, and dishes out cables to a young man in desperate need.

Check out this Aliens casemod, if you haven't seen it already. Thanks to Andrew Brookes for sending it in.

If I mentioned it, but Aliens is one of my favorite movies, if not the favorite. That's why the presence of Colonial Marines brought me such comfort, because they are very tough hombres who pack state of the art firepower. There's nothing they can't handle.

We met a young man - I hope he does not bridle at that description - at both of the local cons we've been to, and he runs a comic called "If Then Else." We said that we would happily place a link to it on our page, and it is now my pleasure to introduce the two of you.

I wanted very much to attend something called "Rad Con" Saturday night, where I am told a dangerous beverage known as "Toxic Waste" is prepared. I have a reputation for drinking things that are not, strictly speaking, potable.

I don't know what the kanji looks like for "Methamphetamines," so I couldn't tell you if those tiny pieces of heaven contained it. I can tell you this much, though. The booth next to us, for a store in Kent, Washington called "Sweet Kitty," was like a delicious mouth journey. They had a thing that was like a Hershey's Kiss, except not made of chocolate - made of wholesome graham, lightly dusted with cocoa. Within this crisp contraption, a realm of strawberry mousse hid like treasure.

Holy shit.

There's basically two things going on in today's strip.

Bring your GBA/SP to Sakuracon regardless of whether or not you own Puyo Pop - it's one of the cool games that lets you play four on a single cartridge. All you'll need is the multi cables, if anything.