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Tycho / on Mon, Oct 17 2005 at 12:04 pm

You Lose

It was only a matter of time until a mod team took Jack Thompson’s disgusting revenge fantasy and made it flesh - and, just as I suggested, it was deemed insufficient.

Thompson now claims that his repellent suggestion was “satire,” and we must conclude that his financial offer was also satire, some new breed of satire apparently that I’m sure is just hilarious to people in need.   

You know what, Jack?  We’re going to be the men you’re not.  You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibeler‘s choice.  We’ve got a good guess that he’d direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Association Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years.  We’ve just made the donation you never would, and never meant to.  Ten thousand dollars’ worth.  And we made it in your name. 

(CW)TB


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