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A New World Record
This strip is less true than the one previous, because as much as we might be curious about getting our armies on some random table and smashing them together, I'm not sure we have it in us just yet. I'm not certain I'd feel entirely prepared until I had played n+1 games, where n equals the amount of games I could reasonably play during the rest of my life.
PATV
Unless you have a note from your doctor, you better go watch the latest PATV episode.
Imagine My Surprise
It's all true. I showed it to Gabriel, against my own better judgement, who quickly made it his wallpaper. Shortly thereafter he brought in several unauthorized "consultants" from the office to determine her identity (the results weren't good) and I've seen a couple home screens now which also feature the image in question. So... I guess that's cool.
Shooz
I mentioned it before, but we are starving for data. Well, maybe not starving, because we have a lot. But we want more! If you have any evocative footwear revelations, check our project out on the Facebooks or send us the emails to that effect.
New Penny Arcade Television
Do you want more Ledo? How about Ix? Well, you can get your fill of both in Episode 2.
The Five Stages Of Grief
Gabriel's World of Warcraft account got hacked, which (as a practical matter) means that this guild got hacked, and the deep vault of its guild bank tranched, and his character left to shiver nude in some digital hedge. Panel One was a literal conversation, and it's a little spooky to think of some malevolent force in control of your character. I'm talking about something separate from the acts they commit, which tend toward the upper bound of nefarious. I mean that, for anyone else logged on, it was Gabe. Did they greet this monster?
Dickerdoodle Winners
Sorry for the delay but I have finally chosen this year's Dickerdoodle winners. After sorting through hundreds of entries I believe this is my favorite:
Where The Toys Are, Part Three
So, provided that you hold assertions A and B to be true, where A and B equal
Precipice Epilogue
Here it is, the last chunk of Episode 3 - Chapter Twenty-Two, Epilogue For A Universe. I'm very sad to be done with it. But I'm not done fully: I'm going to do a Director's Cut, replete with notes and so forth, and more to read. But I'm going to let it rest for a little bit, and come back to it.
Where The Toys Are, Part Two
I want to emphasize that when you lay eyes on the entity in today's strip, really take him in, that he is a real person and we are not making him up. This is a documentary! This is like Mutual of Omaha, but with polyhedrons.
Precipice
It was only up for a few hours before the site updates with the new post, so I should mention that Chapter Twenty went up. And then, because I couldn't wait to write it, Chapter Twenty-One is also available.
Shoe Design (Help Ussss!)
Robert asked me if I wanted some shoes, and I said yes - then, things got complicated.
Where The Toys Are, Part One
There's a shop Gabriel frequents for his tabletop needs, even though... well, we'll go into it.
Precipice
More Precipice again: this time, it's Chapter Twenty.
The Perils Of Lineage
We're staunch enthusiasts of Chair's Infinity Blade, by which I mean Infinity Blade. It's almost ridiculously suited "for mobile," equally friendly to the person who has a spare moment and the person who will see the God King slain at any cost. As I suggested previously, it even has a lithe narrative cinch that just flat out works.