Page 10 of our Splinter Cell training manual is live. Check it out man!

Lumines belongs with every PSP purchase, but if you read gaming news at all you've seen the nearly universal worship. Today's comic is an exaggeration, of course - anyone who has played Lumines will tell you that it renders you incapable of speech.

SHIT HOT!

In my earlier post I referred the neck breaking move the spies use in SC as the “Snappy Snap.” I apologize for the error. That particular move is actually called the “Chokie Roberts”.

I just have some links to share with you.

I don't know what I could possibly add to that.

We went to an event on Friday at Microsoft and had the opportunity to play around with Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. This game is so incredible that it honestly could be three separate games. In fact my guess is that we'll see the Splinter Cell brand broken up into solo and multiplayer games and sold separately very soon. God knows the individual components are strong enough to stand on their own.

Before we were even conscious of it, that continuity which stalks all good men placed its dark mark on today's submission. Can't be helped, I guess. It certainly wasn't our intention on Monday to do a series where Gabriel sits on a deck chair for three days.

I’m sure that many of you are familiar with John Scalzi. If not, I highly recommend checking out his website. His book “Agent to the Stars” is being published soon and he asked me to create the cover. I said hells yes and here is the final result.

I’m sure that many of you are familiar with John Scalzi. If not, I highly recommend checking out his website. His book “Agent to the Stars” is being published soon and he asked me to create the cover. I said hells yes and here is the final result.

No idea what happened all day. We're back up.

We're hitting the mall today and find out of there's to be some kind of "Midnight Madness" ala Halo 2 event for the PSP over at our EB. I really do desire the machine, in a way that I wish I desired another new handheld with two screens, but one of these systems has a strong launch lineup and one of them dished up an eight year old port and called it a feast. I believe somewhat the prevailing logic that the systems are designed for utterly disparate demographics, the price and design seems to imply such thing might be true, although I can't tell if PSP games launching at the $50 dollar mark constitutes brand identity or naked, cynical graft.

We weren’t going to do a comic strip about the final outcome but then we saw their little animated gif of the master chief body humping the fruit fucker. That sort of insolent behavior could not go unpunished.

You might have heard the black lies promulgated by the scalawags at Bungie.net regarding our epic matchup on Wednesday. Today, I break my one day silence. Today, I speak the truth - yes, the truth! That truth which is so abhorrent to our enemies!

Page six of our Brothers in Arms comic is now live. Things start to go in sort of a different direction as this page ends.

The response to the JIVE cover I posted yesterday could best be described as “overwhelming”. I’m really glad you guys liked it so much. Since everyone asked for a wallpaper sized version of it, here it is: