As the official cheerleader for Child's Play, it is my absolute pleasure to submit the following:  in addition to the 600,000 dollars already in place through the lists, independent events, and direct donations, last night's gala hauled in just over $225,000. 

During an unbelievable Bungie auction - a USNC issue ordnance bag that contained literally every piece of Halo 3 merchandise ever created - Frankie O'Connor approached the stage to sweeten the deal, offering the high bidder the coveted Recon Armor in addition.  Valve approached the stage during their own item, appending the coveted Weighted Companion Cube and a tour of the office.  These things happened dynamically, part of no official plan.  And the throng responded - fiscally.  Offers to bid on my pants were politely declined.

The first three years that Child's Play was in operation, I was constantly surprised at the immense volume of the community's generosity.  I must say that now, four years on, I am no longer surprised.  That you can generate million dollars in just a couple months - on an annual basis - is now, to me, quite ordinary.  You are incredible, and changing the world is easy for you.  I should have understood that from the start.

(CW)TB
 

Between the two of us, my cohort and I amount to a single semi-functional entity. Like deep-sea worms and thermophilic bacteria, we provide each other with... I'm not sure exactly. Maybe it's not like worms.  I don't know. 

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(CW)TB

Page Two of "In The Service Of The Queen" will be available shortly, as he's taking the process very seriously. Writing ridiculous poems used to be something I did with much more frequency, though it still happens occasionally.  I did, at one point, seize the entire site to host a comic musical about TRON. The urge just rears up sometimes, swiping at the air with its claws, and I must feed it tender, rhyming couplets to bed it back down.

This is just a reminder that Tuesday's Pokemon meeting has been moved up to Monday the 10th, because of the Child's Play dinner. We're still meeting same time as usual at the Comic stop we're just doing it a day early.

-Gabe out

Readers warned us that if we tarried much longer, we'd have gone an entire year without a Twisp and Catsby comic. In the face of this terrifying revelation, there was little we could do but begin a two-part Twisp and Catsby storybook detailing a secret diplomatic mission. We always meant to make a full book of this story, and I guess we could still do that if people really liked it. The first print we did was essentially a single page of it - but, as you will see - there are more pages.  A high-resolution version of the strip can be found here.

Well I called it. The Hoddie is sold out. We'll get more in stock as soon as possible but probably not in time for Christmas. Glad you liked it.

-Gabe out

The Penny Arcade store has been updated with some new items. First we've got a brand new zip up hoodie.

I've got some quick Child's Play updates for you.

- It's only the 5th of December and we've already topped half a million dollars in donations. That's just fucking amazing.

- We've only got about fifty seats left for the charity dinner and auction next week. If you want to go I 'd get your tickets as soon as possible.

-The auction for two tickets to the dinner and seats with Wil Wheaton is back up. The original winner talked to his wife after winning and found out they couldn't make it. He asked us to keep the money and put the tickets back up on eBay. So that's what we did. Once again, the winning bidder will get two tickets to the dinner and seats with Wil. The table will also host some Bungie peeps as well as our very own Robert Khoo.

- Ensemble studios has donated a bunch of gorgeous Halo Wars artwork to us for the auction. They've also got a pretty incredible auction up on eBay right now.

-Gabe out

In a conference call earlier this week about the Activision/Blizzard/Merger/thing, Activision CEO Robert Kotick dropped the quote from the first panel of the strip completely without irony. No doubt a phrase like that is "hot talk" for the financial set, but when they're speaking within earshot of the community, they might want to be more choosy.

I know today's comic is a strange one. It's not especially funny but the image of a pink DS in my Grandma's house was a potent one. Kara and I had just spent the better part of an hour talking with my grandparents about everything from how they met to what my Grandpa was thinking on VE day, being stationed in the Philippines. "Well, we're half done." is what he told me. He was telling me a story about being on night watch on a boat out in the Pacific. He was patrolling his side of the ship when a massive wave broke over the side and knocked him off his feet. He was nearly washed overboard but managed to grab onto a stanchion at the last minute. I kept asking questions and heard a few more incredible stories. I started to feel sort of ridiculous. What must our generation look like to them? I couldn't help but think about how different we are and that's when I noticed the DS. My Grandma told me she likes Card House games. It was a special moment for me and I'm proud that we captured it in a comic.

I know that I promised you all an interview with my Grandpa a couple years back. I showed him a WWII game and then talked with him about hisexperiences and what he thought of kids playing these kinds of games. I've still got the entire thing on a cassette tape and I'm honestly ashamed that I haven't transcribed it yet. It's my goal for this week.

Tycho talked about the different reasons people play games in his post and I thought it was pretty interesting. It's a conversation we've had before and I think it's something a lot of gamers probably don't think about. I remember it came up while we were both playing Metroid Prime: Corruption. I was talking to him about how I was getting frustrated because some of the boss battles were really giving me a hard time. I realised I don't play games for the challenge. I don't need or want to be punished by a game for making mistakes. I play games for what Ron Gilbert calls "new art". I play to see the next level or cool animation. I don't play games to beat them I play games to see them. Coming to that realisation was actually sort of important for me.

-Gabe out

Both our holiday visits had a number of moments like this one.

This is just a heads up to let everyone know that the charity poker tournament tonight has been canceled due to the snow. No point driving around tonight if you don't absolutley have to. We'll try and reschedule it for sometime after the holidays.

Looking over Joystiq's final word on the Fall Update, and seeing that clans are still nowhere to be found, it seems as though the Friends of Friends option could be used to gin up a somewhat functional compromise. 

By creating a new Silver Account on your own box named (Let's Say) Team Inferno, and and using this new dummy account's hundred-man friend's list as your clan roster, you can with a single invite get access to a well-groomed list of guys that is essentially tuned for this purpose.  It's not perfect, it's not complete, and without Group Voice Chat it's even less so.  But it's something I could see myself using.

(CW)TB

It's been a couple weeks discussing reviews and reviewers around here, but somewhere along the way I neglected to mention that their job is essentially impossible. The 7-9 scale they toil under is largely the result of an uneasy peace between the business and editorial wings of the venue. No matter what score they give it, high or low, they're reviled equally by the online chorus. Apparently, even when they do it right they're doing it wrong.