Holy shit! The Crimson White is a fucking treasure trove of comedy. Check out this article by “Superfan”. Apparently he is none too happy about an unflattering portrayal of himself in a recent comic strip that ran in the news paper. My favorite part is when he (in an effort to prove he is not a fool) suggests that the cartoonist contact the “family who gave me my cape”. I am still crying over that one.
Loser
Why?
I tried to play a little UT 2003 this morning, but I kept running into the same problem. Every Goddamned server I joined this morning had the translocator turned off. I don't understand why so many servers do this. The TL is one of the things that really makes UT stand out from all the other FPS games out there. So why do so many of you feel the need to play without it? Does it make the game too fast for you? Does its use require a level of strategy that you just can't comprehend? Did a Translocator kill your Mom?
House De La Dead
We tried for about three hours to make a strip about the new trailer for the House Of The Dead movie, but we had nothing. We do not have in us the power to trump its easy, natural humor. I'm serious, it's awesome.
We're Here To Help
I cannot wholly express to you how much we enjoy the "reader review" sections of websites like Gamers.com or EBWorld, but do let me say that they yield a delicious flavor, like the pulp of ripe fruit.
Sorry
I've been up to my ass in writing stuff. I'll talk about OE properly tomorrow.
Pansies?
While I respect the fact the Microsoft is trying to be clever and/or funny, they really should have considered hiring people who were clever and/or funny to create their irreverent flash advertisements.
We're waiting...
Well go on you lazy son of a bitch, explain the Goddamned story!
Club PA
I just have a quick update for Club PA members this month. October's gift will be sent out at the end of the month rather than the middle. I'm sorry for the delay but I think it will be worth it. This month's Club PA gift is nothing less than the first two pages of Over Easy. That's right, Penny Arcade's long rumored much anticipated Hong Kong action…um…extravaganza arrives this month. The plan is to continue releasing a page a month for Club PA members until the story is finished. How long will that be? We have no idea right now. Here is just a tiny snippet from one of the pages:
Update Update
They do!
Update
They don't.
Well, Well!
In Evil Avatar's forum thread for Clone Wars, I saw something very interesting: a link to another forum thread.
Well, He Might
Watching the most recent trailer for Devil May Cry 2 made us want to make a comic about it. So, there you go. Some things to keep in mind.
Well
I'm just glad Tina Turner finally got her own game.
Dino Love
Apparently the Xbox game BC from Lionhead Studios is a rich and detailed dinosaur fucking simulation. I can't wait!
No I don't agree with you.
While I appreciate the fact that so many of you are mailing me and stating that you agree with my statements regarding KH I think you missed the point of my post. I do not hate the game because it is a mixture of Square and Disney characters like so many of you seem to think. In fact that was what originally attracted me to the game! So please don’t send me any more of your retarded Final Fantasy fan boy e-mails about how you can’t believe Square would make a game with Disney characters in it. I also don’t want to hear about how pissed you are that Sephiroth was voiced by what’s his name from IN SINC. The game sucks because it is a bad game with bad controls and bad level design. The concept, voice acting and presentation are all fantastic.